Jerrys Productions - Jerry's Productions: Showcasing Creativity

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Jerry's Productions: Showcasing Creativity

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1. Admit You’re a Mess Confess your flaws under stage lighting while a trapdoor tests your sincerity.2. Find Something Bigger Than You Spin the "Higher Power" Wheel—your salvation could be God, a barista, or a motivational Instagram account.3. Surrender Creatively Sign a legally binding contract with your Higher Power. There’s glitter. And a notary puppet.4. Expose Your Inventory (Literally) List every flaw and regret while wearing an embarrassing costume that “reflects your true self.”5. Apologize to a Stranger Confess one terrible secret to a person in the cafeteria line. They grade your honesty on a laminated card.6. Purge the Defects (or Try) Attend a “Character Defect Parade” where you march your worst traits around like show dogs.7. Beg, Humbly-ish Ask your Higher Power to remove your flaws—via voicemail. You only get one try.8. Name the Blame List all the people you’ve hurt. Now guess what their biggest issue with you was. Wrong answers get buzzed.9. Amends or Else Make amends… by reenacting your worst moments in group therapy theater. Bonus points for tears.10. Keep Score Carry a mini clipboard and document every moral failing. Submit your weekly sin report to Cheryl.11. Meditate Loudly Join daily “Mindfulness Karaoke,” where you sing your affirmations to power ballads.12. Spread the Weirdness Recruit a new member to Serious Recovery™. You’re not clean until someone else is slightly more broken.