Hi, I'm Ara...
I sound like an AI chatbot, but actually I'm not. I am a Gemini though, I like Grok, I hate gronks. I like animals like Duck.ai & Firefox. No middle name, just a palindrome and an Armenian surname.
Welcome to Natarian Revolutionary Media.
I'm Testing Mozilla Soloist
See what we can get out of it.
Because, here in Australia, we love free stuff. It's cheap! Idealism or being frugile?
Social Media
STORE | YELL | DISPLAY
Optimize and manage your social media presence to grow your community and increase engagement effectively by creating social media stuff that's actually unique God forbid. No God, pls don't forbid.
Google Photos
FICTION | VISUAL STORYTELLING
Just for fun or the next blockbuster. View some epic sagas such as KFC vs McDonald's, Unlikely Alliez, Where's Vivaldi? & Republic of Animals (Coz who said it was a kingdom?)...
BLOG | CREATE | SELL | PROMOTE
Engage your audience with insightful, original blog posts crafted to reflect your unique voice and expertise. May make your eyes green or apparitions, if screentime is INXS of 80 hrs per day.
Discord
STREAMING GAMING CONTENT
3, 2, 1 action! Enhance your brand & connect with your clients, if they're on Dis cord... err umm, can you please ask your client, to get off the cord, Powerpoint is dying.
Microsoft Teams
AI CHATBOT | CUSTOMER SERVICE
Teaming with expert advice on personal branding and creative direction to make your media presence stand out, without any stupid, cheesy jokes unless it works.
Gimmie This, gimmie that!
100% GUARANTEE
We know all your desires. Your heart, so full of pain. Don't you wish you had it all? Don't you, deserve to have it all? Who's more important than YOU?
FAQ u
Are questions (such as these) frequently even asked about me?
I would hope not, as I hope people would have better things to do than ask questions about myself. Maybe, a FAQ regarding me, if anything would probably be... "Ara, why haven't you thrown the rubbish out?" or "Why did you punch that guy in the throat?".
A definite contender would be "Where the f@*k is Ara?", now that's a FAQ for sure!
Where is Armenia?
Umm my answer to that, if you don't know by now then you know what... don't worry about it.
Shouldn't this section really be called 'Infrequently Asked Questions'?
Most probably.
Do you actually do any work?
Yes. Believe it or not, I actually offer web design, video editing, animation, 3D imaging and mapping, AI Automation, Agentic bot creation (even grief bots), Logo & brand design, Maoist guerilla warfare tactics and more!
However, "work" is actually having surplus value extracted from you in the form of profits (i.e being fkd over).
Are you really the only "Ara Natarian" in the world?
Fuck yes. How many people can say that?
Not too many I'd assume - Peter Smith maybe. Plus you should revel that I can boast about this, as one Ara Natarian is enough (or even one too many).
Where can I download the sought after NATARIAN calender
Back by unpopular demand, the epic SEPTEMBER edition of our calender can be found here.