"EXPENSIVE" COLLECTION
LAS VEGAS IS EXPENSIVE - UNISEX T-SHIRT (ASH)
$25
Our "Expensive" t-shirt isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a financial reality check. Wear it as a badge of honor for surviving the city's cost of living. It's not just a shirt; it's a statement. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
LOS ANGELES IS EXPENSIVE - UNISEX T-SHIRT (BROWN SAVANA)
$25
Our "Expensive" t-shirt isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a financial reality check. Wear it as a badge of honor for surviving the city's cost of living. It's not just a shirt; it's a statement.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
Details: • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
SAN FRANCISCO IS EXPENSIVE - UNISEX T-SHIRT (CHARCOAL)
$25
This "Expensive" satirical tee boldly declares what every resident and visitor knows: San Francisco is way too expensive. Crafted from super-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is perfect for navigating those notoriously steep hills (and even steeper prices). Wear it as a badge of honor for surviving the city's cost of living. It's not just a shirt; it's a financial statement.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
THE THINKING LUNG COLLECTION
The Thinking Lung - UNISEX T-SHIRT (BLACK)
$25
THINK OUTSIDE THE ALVEOLI!. You too can have this your very own The Thinking Lung t-shirt to breathe creativity and inspiration into anything you do. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
The Thinking Lung - UNISEX T-SHIRT (LIGHT BLUE)
$25
THINK OUTSIDE THE ALVEOLI!. You too can have this your very own The Thinking Lung t-shirt to breathe creativity and inspiration into anything you do. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
POSITIVITY & PESSIMISM COLLECTION
#SPONSOREDBYDEBT - UNISEX T-SHIRT (BLACK)
$25
#SPONSOREDBYDEBT
Remember the good old days, before... well, everything?For the Class of 2020 and onwards, those days are a distant memory, replaced by a shining beacon of... debt! This satirical tee proudly proclaims your generation's most enduring legacy.
This unisex classic tee feels great and offers a structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy right now!
Wear it for protesting, paying bills, or just commiserating with your fellow debt-burdened scholars. Rock it with pride (or resignation) and let the world know your graduation gift came with a lifelong payment plan.
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Pretty Doesn't Need Packaging - UNISEX T-SHIRT (BLACK)
$25
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a celebration of YOU! Our "Pretty Doesn't Need Packaging" tee is designed to remind you, and everyone around you, that your beauty shines from the inside out.
Made from ultra-soft, lightweight, and breathable 100% cotton, this shirt feels as good as it looks. It offers the right amount of stretch and is comfortable and flattering for all body types. It's the perfect classic tee for a structured look, maintaining sharp lines and pairing perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy right now!
Wear it as a daily affirmation, a confidence booster, or a reminder that your unique spark makes you truly special. Embrace your pretty amazing self and let your inner glow shine through!
Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Simplify, Chill, Repeat - UNISEX T-SHIRT (BLACK)
$25
In a world that's always on fast-forward, sometimes you just need a gentle reminder to hit the brakes.
Crafted from 100% super-soft, breathable cotton, this tee feels like a comforting hug. It's perfect for those moments when you need to declutter your mind and find your calm. This classic unisex fit offers a structured look that sits nicely and maintains sharp lines, making it perfect for layering with streetwear or wearing on its own. It's not just extra trendy; it's an effortless way to look great and feel relaxed.
Wear it as a personal mantra, a visible cue to slow down, or a subtle invitation to embrace more tranquility in your day. It's more than just a shirt; it's an intention for a calmer, simpler you.
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem