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"Home Rule: 'Oh! Henry where did you get that cigar and why are you smoking it?'" poster. British politicians forced to forced to endure the stink of Campbell-Bannerman's cigar of Irish Home Rule. C1905-1910.

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"Wake Up! It is not what we have now... but how long we shall keep it..." poster. Black and red lithograph on white paper showing a British workman asleep while a pipe-smoking Dutchman with a suitcase creeps around the corner from the docks. Banner top and bottom quoting Chamberlain's speech made in Liverpool on 27 October 1903. Poster produced for the Tariff Reform League. C1905-1910.

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"Muzzle him, Asquith…" poster. Lithograph showing a night scene outside 'Constitution House' with Asquith. C1905-1910.

Et cela vaut! 100,000! et tout le monde le sait. c. 1920s Hermann Paul (French, 1864–1940) France, 20th century woodcut Dudley P. Allen Fund 1925.1042

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