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Friends watching the sunset over the Indian ocean at the Dutch Fort in Galle, Sri Lanka. Note: This photo was clicked at Galle Fort, Sri Lanka with the consent of the entire friend group.

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Saturday. Summer. Beautiful sunny day, so my friends and I decided to make a picnic and watch the sundown. Pretty fun and relaxed day.

This shot was taken during a roadtrip with a couple of friends in the Dolomites. This pretty much sums up the lovely adventures we had over there – just us (and some beers) in the mountains for one week. Although it is just a snapshot, it captures a true, precious moment of togetherness and friendship.

Friendship shines brightest under the Miami sun.

Every sunset is unique and everytime I see my Hometown sunset it is like a magic hour. You feel relaxed and you know that is the end of the day. A beautiful shot from Patras town of Greece.

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Hello! Today is our website's debut on October 14th, 2025. Today was an a-okay day (could've been better) but aside from that, I got to practice my sax and stuff (dope). I should introduce y'all to my best friend, Heilys. She is silly. As usual I flipped through various hilarious drawing that she has made over time (some of the ANCIENT ones are still SUPER hilarious lmao). But enough about the day because this is our debut. I should be introducing the mastermind behind this: ME! So, my name is Ian Perez and I attend both Middle School and Miami Dade College. I am immensely intellegent with an iq of 130. But that doesn't stop me from having a regular life with my best friends, (of course) Heilys and my other friend, Prabhav (more on him later on). So Heilys &amp; I are big fans of South Park. My personal favorite character is Kenny McCormick. Heilys' is probably Butters. I travel A LOT. Once in March, once in June, once in August sometimes, and once in November. Not to mention casual weekend trips to other cities in Florida. And, yes, I'm aware of the "Florida Man Arrested" meme (It's so random though XD). Sooo, I guess that's enough for today. I'll come back tomorrow and give y'all some Updates.OCTOBER 15 - 2025Today is the 15th... shit, I had to be up until 2 AM to finish a project BUT! I got a good grade on it :D. Was it worth it?!?!??1?!? I had... a college class today and I'm learning Inquietude Op. 100 No. 18. But who cares!?!? Ummm nothing much really happened today. I'm still trying to convince this kid I DO attend MDC lmao. WAIT, I forgot I said I would tell y'all about Prabhav. So umm, we call him Pablo because in P.E, some guy couldn't remember his name and they called him Pablo. Then me &amp; my other friend started making jokes like, "yoo, you know that one time Pablo jumped to the moon for just a layup?" and we've called him so ever since. He's a nice guy and (pretty innocent). He's also silly. (being unsilly is a FELONY). And well, as I said nothing really happened today so I guess this is it for today :D EXCEPT! That I FINALLY got to play my saxophone in my music class :D Also I'm going to dAyt0nA this weekend so I might not make an arcle until monday. And yes i spelled arcles like that one purpose. Also an update that Heilys' favorite character is jimmy valmer. tHeY also have 2 plushies; one of kyle and one of butters :D (the amount of times I used :D is wild)OCOTBER 16, 2025Today is October 16... probably. anyways, today I added some pictures to the gallery (you should check them out if you haven't already). However, umm... i forgor... OH YEAH! I had robotics today and i built a bobot🤖. And I also had math today so like... YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY!!!!11!!!!1!!1 Jokes aside, College was crazy yesterday because I was running around campus for like 20 minutes because I couldn't find the building since we parked in a different place lmfao. Damn... what if... I like.... ate... like, cookies? I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THE DISCLAIMER SAYS DARK HUMOR BRO WE BE LAUGHING AT FART JOKES FRFR. i L0vE cO0kIEss$$ (i think) SIDE NOTE: lack of silli is a fging felony.!!!!11!!1 silli 10000000% trust :D Also I played my sax with my friends today :D silly.OCTOBER 17, 2025...

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YIPPEEE my very own page! My name is Heilys, but some of my friends call me H20… as a nickname. However i am completely fine with both names! I attend the same middle school as Ian, and he is my best friend as i am his best friend. Last year, we shared literally every class together which started our friendship, but this year we only share one. And its the worst class. More on that later. First off, I’d like to tell you a little more about myself! I am Non-binary. Which means i go by they/them. I also like to draw… a lot. I have gotten multiple sketchbooks over the years and have shown only the scratch of the iceberg of sketchbooks to Ian… I only let him see my sketchbook, because well, he’s silly enough to see them. And for the explanation on why we say silly so much: I invented it. I didn’t invent the word itself, but i did invent the joke between him and i. I kept calling stuff “silly” (in a good way) and yeah. We love silly people! :3 So anyway i am an art kid and i love drawing! I will occasionally post some of my drawings on the gallery. Another fun fact is that my full name is Heilys Ramirez De La Pena, in which if you don’t know spanish, “Pena” means embarrassment. Which is a joke me and ian made a long time ago. It’s still kind of funny to him but thats cause his humor is incredibly broken. Now onto the fandoms i love. I used to liked TBBT… we dont talk about that. And other fandoms. I have ADHD so I often hyperfixate on different things. I currently like South Park, with my favorite characters being Jimmy Valmer and Butters Scotch, and also Wendy Testaburger. If we’re lucky, i’ll show everyone my super cool and silly powerpoint of just Wendy pictures. I also kin Kyle and Jimmy, and i also kin a little bit Butters. Ian likes kenny a little too much.. no seriously, it’s too much. he literally has a frame of kenny on his wall.

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Hi! My name is Ian Perez and I'm the founder of Banans ARTICLES. I'm in charge of writing the Main Article. And yes I know my photo is very low quality but it's for the silly

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Banans ARTICLES is 100% free but you can donate if you want to (maximum 50$)Aside from donations, we have absolutely no income whatsoever. We purely dedicate to entertainment to capture people's mind into our story.To donate, you can send me a check to 15269 SW 175th St Miami, Florida 33187