Banans ARTICLES: The Main Blog
Hello! Today is our website's debut on October 14th, 2025. Today was an a-okay day (could've been better) but aside from that, I got to practice my sax and stuff (dope). I should introduce y'all to my best friend, Heilys. She is silly. As usual I flipped through various hilarious drawing that she has made over time (some of the ANCIENT ones are still SUPER hilarious lmao). But enough about the day because this is our debut. I should be introducing the mastermind behind this: ME! So, my name is Ian Perez and I attend both Middle School and Miami Dade College. I am immensely intellegent with an iq of 130. But that doesn't stop me from having a regular life with my best friends, (of course) Heilys and my other friend, Prabhav (more on him later on). So Heilys & I are big fans of South Park. My personal favorite character is Kenny McCormick. Heilys' is probably Butters. I travel A LOT. Once in March, once in June, once in August sometimes, and once in November. Not to mention casual weekend trips to other cities in Florida. And, yes, I'm aware of the "Florida Man Arrested" meme (It's so random though XD). Sooo, I guess that's enough for today. I'll come back tomorrow and give y'all some Updates.
OCTOBER 15 - 2025
Today is the 15th... shit, I had to be up until 2 AM to finish a project BUT! I got a good grade on it :D. Was it worth it?!?!??1?!? I had... a college class today and I'm learning Inquietude Op. 100 No. 18. But who cares!?!? Ummm nothing much really happened today. I'm still trying to convince this kid I DO attend MDC lmao. WAIT, I forgot I said I would tell y'all about Prabhav. So umm, we call him Pablo because in P.E, some guy couldn't remember his name and they called him Pablo. Then me & my other friend started making jokes like, "yoo, you know that one time Pablo jumped to the moon for just a layup?" and we've called him so ever since. He's a nice guy and (pretty innocent). He's also silly. (being unsilly is a FELONY). And well, as I said nothing really happened today so I guess this is it for today :D EXCEPT! That I FINALLY got to play my saxophone in my music class :D Also I'm going to dAyt0nA this weekend so I might not make an arcle until monday. And yes i spelled arcles like that one purpose. Also an update that Heilys' favorite character is jimmy valmer. tHeY also have 2 plushies; one of kyle and one of butters :D
(the amount of times I used :D is wild)
OCOTBER 16, 2025
Today is October 16... probably. anyways, today I added some pictures to the gallery (you should check them out if you haven't already). However, umm... i forgor... OH YEAH! I had robotics today and i built a bobot🤖. And I also had math today so like... YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY!!!!11!!!!1!!1 Jokes aside, College was crazy yesterday because I was running around campus for like 20 minutes because I couldn't find the building since we parked in a different place lmfao. Damn... what if... I like.... ate... like, cookies? I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THE DISCLAIMER SAYS DARK HUMOR BRO WE BE LAUGHING AT FART JOKES FRFR. i L0vE cO0kIEss$$ (i think) SIDE NOTE: lack of silli is a fging felony.!!!!11!!1 silli 10000000% trust :D Also I played my sax with my friends today :D silly.
OCTOBER 17, 2025
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